Incomplete list of announced closings and layoffs:
Alaska: In Kodiak, a Blockbuster video rental store closed down. It’s part of plans to shut down all U.S. Blockbuster stores.
California: In Santa Rosa, optical communications company JDSU Uniphase laid off 126 employees!
Colorado: In Colorado Springs, the Christian God doesn’t feel like stopping the layoffs of 69 of […] Continue Reading…
Ghazni Province: In Moqor District, four National Directorate of Security (NDS) agents were captured by Mujahideen. Mujahideen will let the spies go if the Afghan government releases people held in prisons.
Helmand Province: In Greshk District, battles between Afghan government forces and Mujahideen left at least five people dead and dozens wounded.
Kabul Province: On the […] Continue Reading…
Incomplete list of announced closings and layoffs.
Too Big to Jail Citigroup announced it will layoff 2-thousand 2-hundred more of its own evil minions! They blame it own declining demand in home loans. That’s what you get for robo-signing my perfect credit into the shitter, you SOBs!
Alabama: In Courtland, International Paper shut down one of […] Continue Reading…
Helmand Province: In Lashkargah City, an evil British empire Red Coat was killed during a suicide car bomb attack. Lieutenant Colonel Hywel Lewis said the Red Coat was “A hugely experienced soldier…” Also, a British court found an evil Royal Marine Red Coat guilty of summarily executing a wounded Afghan (a war crime). It was […] Continue Reading…
Incomplete list of announced closings and layoffs.
Too Big to Jail Bank of America announced more layoffs. This time 2-thousand 1-hundred evil bank minions will become unemployed! Bank officials blame it on declining demand for home loans. I wonder, why?
Blackberry announced more layoffs are in the works, as its sales continue to crash.
California: Six evil […] Continue Reading…
Baghlan Province: A wedding was bombed. At least eleven people wounded. No explanation for the bombing, but local officials are conveniently blaming “anti-government forces”.
Ghazni Province: Major battles between Afghan government forces and Mujahideen reported in Andar and Geru districts. At least 21 people killed, dozens wounded.
Ghor Province: In Du Layna District, a truck carrying […] Continue Reading…
Incomplete list of announced closings and layoffs.
California: In the largest layoff ever for Contra Costa County, John Muir Health selling all its outpatient laboratories. More than 700 people could be unemployed by Xmas! Company officials say that in the changing health care environment (brought on in part by Obama Care) they can no longer […] Continue Reading…
Ghazni Province: In Andar District, villagers beat a man to death. They accused him of being the one who planted a land mine that exploded when a bus drove over it. The explosion killed at least 18 women and children. However, earlier reports by provincial officials said the perpetrator of the land mine was killed […] Continue Reading…
Incomplete list of announced closings and layoffs.
The provider of internet service to hotels, iBAHN, now bankrupt. This follows two years of revenue losses and numerous patent infringement cases brought against it.
Xerox began furloughing U.S. employees. Employees will be randomly furloughed for a week at a time, unpaid. Xerox officials say it’s the only way […] Continue Reading…
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“Eddie Lampert has milked Sears Canada for years — and now he’s looking to gut the company for good.”-New York Post, 24 November 2013
“When legitimate companies sell assets, they reinvest by paying down debt or using the funds to invest in […] Continue Reading…