Incomplete (tip-o-the iceberg) list of links to U.S. Christian Rapture oddities for the Gregorian (western christian calendar) as of 21MAY2023.

This report claims that laws in 33 states do not require church officials to report sex crimes:

CALIFORNIA: Rainbow ‘woke’ Lutheran church in Palo Alto says desecration of their rainbow flag is a ‘hate crime’, wants justice!

FLORIDA: An act of god (an official designation by the insurance industry) struck the New Bethel-AME Church with lightning and fire!

GEORGIA: Pastor accused of stealing people’s identifications!

HAWAII: Church volunteer accused of sex crimes!

IDAHO: ‘Doomsday Cult’ Mom Conviction!

ILLINOIS: Chicago Catholic official explains new methods of reporting sex crimes:

LOUISIANA: “skeletal remains, a note with symbols and other items possibly taken from a grave” were “arranged in a peculiar manner” outside a Catholic church’s side entrance!

A man is accused of setting fire to the Wayside Christian Fellowship!

MARYLAND: Rainbow ‘woke’ Lutheran church says the theft of their rainbow flag is a ‘hate crime‘!

MISSISSIPPI: Crime is so bad in the City of Jackson that a local church held a ‘crime conference’!

NEW HAMPSHIRE: Minster with Agape Ministries Church accused of sex crimes, in two states!

NEW YORK: Politician knowingly hired former CIA spy and convicted sex criminal to be the pastor of a church, then had to fire him because of new sex crime accusations!

NORTH CAROLINA: An act of god, lightning struck the alarm system for the Emmanuel Episcopal Church!

OREGON:  For the third time, a jury convicts the same pastor of sex crimes!

PENNSYLVANIA: Somebody painted a ‘devil face’ on a Baptist church.

God appeared as a literal burning bush and set fire to the Mount Eaton Church’s bell tower! For those of you who are not aware, the Abrahamic god appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush, to issue the Ten Commandments.

TENNESSEE: A homeless camp now has nearby church employees fearing for their lives (oh ye of little faith)!

UTAH: A 28-year-old ‘swinger’ Mormon TikTok influencer was arrested on assault charges!

VIRGINIA: The Rising Mount Zion Baptist Church gave away $25 fuel cards!

WISCONSIN: God is refusing to allow the burned down Trinity Evangelical Lutheran Church to be rebuilt, unless puny humans are willing to donate at least $5-million!

U.S.A. Left Behind: FIRES OF HELL ENGULFING CHURCHES? THOUSANDS OF CHURCHES GO RAINBOW-WOKE & ABANDON THE FAITH!