26 August 2021 (20:26-UTC-07 Tango 06) 04 Shahrivar 1400/17 Muharram 1443/19 Bing-Shen 4719

The 26th of August is national toilet paper day in the United States.  Here are some links to the latest butt-wiper and mouth-stuffer shenanigans:

The Arizona National Guard has been directly involved with food distribution operations since the pandemic officially started in the U.S., and they still are directly involved, here is their latest year-n-half in review video as of 13AUG2021:

Computer chip shortage now causing kitchen appliance shortage!

Costco shoppers return to panic buying of butt-wipers and bottled water?

Costco limits food purchases!

One of the largest food distributors in North America halts shipments!

Shortages of pet food still plagues parts of North America!

Walmart recalling five food items!

Video report, new food supplier for Colorado school district under fire for delivering disgusting food:

Video report, another Colorado school district blames food problems on lack of people willing to work for peanuts in the school food system:

On 09AUG2021, U.S. Navy and Marines conducted an Emergency Food Assistance operation on the U.S. territory of Guam.

Video report, “unprecedented” food shortage for South Carolina schools:

There is so much food waste in Florida (at least 90 tons) that private efforts to deal with it have expanded!

Hillsborough County, Florida, warning that it cannot treat the water supply due to lack of liquid oxygen!

Louisiana farmers warn of food shortage due to Delta Pandemic panic!

Is it about the money? Analysts predict ecologically friendly global recycled butt-wiper market.

Global butt-wiper industry expected to be worth U.S.$39.5-billion by 2028!

Penny pincher blames pandemic, and cost of living in NYC, for why she stopped buying butt-wipers.

Pumpkin spice scented butt-wipers!

Bear caught on video stealing box of butt-wipers in Connecticut!

Florida high school student arrested for setting fire to butt-wipers in school toilet room!

Video report about East Idaho school district getting shorted at both ends; not enough food and not enough butt-wipers (‘paper products’):

Idaho man wastes 101 butt-wiper rolls to set world record!

Idahoans are panic buying ice!

Video report, food service industry in Idaho’s Treasure Valley say they can’t get the supplies required to serve food:

Indiana school district reports lack of food!

Pennsylvania school system blames food shortage on labor shortage.

On 30JUL2021, the Washington National Guard halted their CoViD-19 food operations, calling it a success.

Pandemic Logistics Shenanigans: CANNED PET FOOD? CONSPIRACY TO JACK-UP PRICES? BLAME CHINA?

Pandemic Panic-Attack: HOSPITAL SHORTAGE? DON’T BLAME PANDEMIC, BLAME OBAMACARE!

Pandemic Panic-Attack: SHOPPING MAYHEM AT POCATELLO WINCO!