07 November 2016  (01:32 UTC-07 Tango 01) 17 Aban 1395/06 Safar 1438/08 Ji Hai 4714

The U.S. Army’s Medical Department Board publicly demonstrated four experimental CPR (Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation) robots, aka Automatic Chest Compression Devices:

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