13 November 2016 (00:45 UTC-07 Tango 01) 23 Aban 1395/12 Safar 1438/14 Ji Hai 4714

In the near-total gun ban British empire land down under of Australia a home invader now has a new ass-hole, courtesy of the home owner.

In Wattle Grove an elderly couple woke to find a man in their home, attempting to steal valuables.  The criminal ran into the garage and tried to escape by stealing their SUV, however, he freaked out when the man of the house confronted him with a compound bow and crashed the SUV inside the garage.

The invader ran from the SUV unwittingly presenting the perfect target for the bow hunter; his ass.  The home invasion victim turned warrior-defender claims he shot the invader where the Sun don’t shine.  Typical of Big Brother cops, New South Wales police actually criticized the home owner for defending his property, telling local news media that victims should not fight back against their assailants!

By the way, I did a quick research of Australian bow laws and apparently the only bow with national restrictions is the cross-bow.  Yet I discovered that many Aussies believe that all bows fall under the same restrictions as guns!

GUN BAN FAIL: JAPAN HIT BY ARMY VETERAN KAMIKAZE BOMBER!