26 July 2014 (00:32 UTC-07 Tango)/28 Ramadan 1435/04 Mordad 1393/30 Xin-Wei 4712

In retaliation for U.S. and U.K. spying on Germany, Angela Merkel has officially ordered spying operations against United States and British Empire, for the first time since the end of the Second World War (1945)!

German Chancellor Merkel has also ordered all U.S. spymasters out of Germany, if any are caught still in Germany they will go to prison!

Merkel grew up in East Germany during the Cold War, and knows first hand what it’s like to be spied on by your own trusted government.  It’d be an understatement to say she’s really pissed at the Obama and Cameron regimes!

The people of Germany are fighting back by dumping electronic forms of communications.  Germans are returning to old fashioned letter writing, and even using old school typewriters.

Typewriter maker Bandermann reports 2013 sales were up by one third, and started advertising that typewriters are “NSA Proof”.

Olympia reports they are selling more typewriters than they have in the past 20 years!  Sales are expected to double this year.  Even the Russian embassy is buying up Olympia typewriters!

German military contractor Diehl is dumping their computers for typewriters!

Germany is not the only country to switch back to older communication technologies, Russia is doing the same thing.