09 April 2013 (15:17 UTC-07 Tango)/28 Jumada l-Ula 1434/20 Farvardin 1391/29 Yi-Mao (2nd month) 4711

A college student decided to take out as many of his fellow students as he could, with a razor knife.

14 Lone Star College students were stabbed in Cypress, Texas.  12 hospitalized, two are in critical condition.

Police are calling the edged weapon and “unknown weapon”.  A witness called the “unknown weapon” an ‘X-acto’ type razor knife used in making crafts. Apparently the ‘mass shooter’ stabbed people in the neck.  (he must’ve had the type with multiple blades in the handle, oh no, now they are going to be banned)

I use those X-acto blades when I build my model kits.  Oh my god!   Am I going to have to go through a background check just to buy my crafts supplies?

You know if one of those students had a gun…….