29 February 2016 (10:36 UTC-07 Tango 01) 10 Esfand 1394/20 Jumada al-Ula 1437/22 Geng Yin 4714

“The end of the world is coming in a second…I’m your death! I hate democracy. I’m a terrorist. I’m your suicide bomber… I’m going to die in a second…The end of the world!”-Immigrant nanny who chopped off the head of a little girl

Russian gun laws generally ban individual ownership of pistols, but shotguns are allowed, and after five years of legal possession of a shotgun you can buy a rifle.  However, those laws didn’t stop a nanny from chopping off the head of her ward, then setting the apartment on fire!

The nanny, who immigrated from Uzbekistan, failed to explode and was arrested by Moscow police.  The victim’s mother is in hospital due to fainting after being told about the murder of her child.

In an update: Russian investigators concluded that the immigrant is not a Muslim fanatic, but a clinically diagnosed schizophrenic from Uzbekistan.  She’s considered an illegal immigrant.  Her husband divorced her and her own children were placed with foster families in Uzbekistan, right before she moved to Russia.

By the way, Christians are best known for claiming the end of the world is nigh.

Germany posts record government surplus, again? Credit illegal immigrants!