26 April 2014 (00:43 UTC-07 Tango)/25 Jumada t-Tania 1435/06 Ordibehesht 1393/27 Wu-Chen 4712

“I saw someone lying there, a teacher was hysterical, the librarian was freaking. I guess they were trying to help.”-Rebecca Golden, student describing her wimp ass pathetic pavlovian prison-prepped school officials reactions to the stabbing

The new anti-gun laws in Connecticut, passed in a knee jerk reaction to the Sandy Hook school shootings, failed to stop a high school girl from being stabbed to death!

A 16 years old girl at Jonathan Law High School in Milford was stabbed by a 16 years old boy, according to police. Police think it was over an argument about the prom.

The girl screamed as she was stabbed, and students reacted properly according to their pre-prison training and ran to be locked down in classrooms.  The victim bled to death as the entire school crouched in the fetal position, just like their pre-prison training taught them!

Not only has Connecticut passed new strict anti-guns laws, but schools across the U.S. ban knives.  Yeah, laws really make you safer, wanna buy a bridge to nowhere?

“Our ideals and principles, as well as our national security……..That’s what makes America different. That’s what makes us exceptional.”-Barack Obama, 10 September 2013