30 August 2015 (10:28 UTC-07 Tango 01)/08 Shahrivar 1394/15 Dhu al-Qa’dah 1436/17 Jia-Shen (7th month) 4713

A new skin-colorist (‘racist’) study wanted to see how young ‘white’ men handled dark chocolate (actually cocoa flavanols) as opposed to old ‘white’ men.

It found “relatively small differences” in the way old and young ‘white’ men “absorbed, metabolized, and excreted” cocoa flavanols, proving dark chocolate is good for all ages, if you’re ‘white’ and male.

Influence of age on the absorption, metabolism, and excretion of cocoa flavanols in healthy subjects