Gun Ban Fail: Even British Bobbies are begging ‘Give us guns!’

15SEP2018 (11:21 UTC-07 Tango 06) 24 Sharivar 1397/04 Muharram 1440/06 Xin-You (8th month) 4716

There’s an old saying, “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.” In near-total gun ban United Kingdom knife fights have become epidemic (09SEP2018: London BLOODBATH …as knife crime continues to soar).

The BBC (British Bullshit Company, I mean British Broadcasting Corporation) reported yesterday that British Bobbies are now complaining of being “left with a spray and a baton against a large man with two knives.” And yes, they are now demanding to be armed with, oh my gawd, guns: “Certainly had firearms officers been there the threat maybe could have been neutralized quicker.”-Doug Glaze, unarmed PC (police constable, ‘bobbie’)

The following is an incomplete list of British main stream news articles reporting the skyrocketing number of knife attacks in near-total gun ban United Kingdom (and yes, the U.K. even regulates the ownership of knives), all the way back to the beginning of the Gregorian year.

14SEP2018: Stabbing victim chased by group of 20

28AUG2018: Man stabbed and 30 officers injured

21AUG2018: Murder suspect wanted over killing of kickboxer, 24, who was knifed

18AUG2018: Man in 50s stabbed to death in THIRD London murder in 24 HOURS

12AUG2018: Man stabbed in two Suffolk attacks on same day

Off-duty London cop stabbed with kitchen knife

06APR2018: Shock as six teenagers stabbed in 90 minutes

02AUG2018: Camberwell stabbing: Drill music rapper Incognito killed in south London

Two men stabbed following mass brawl outside Glasgow’s Ibrox stadium

27JUL2018: Soldier awarded over kebab shop stabbing in Ipswich

23JUL2018: Man fighting for his life after Eltham stabbing

20JUL2018: Police cordon off busy street in Barking after ‘person stabbed’