10 February 2016 (16:43 UTC-07 Tango 01) / 21 Bahman 1394/01 Jumada al-Ula 1437/03 Geng Yin 4714

The inept Entergy has revealed an 80% increase in the radiation leak first discovered at the end of last week!  This ongoing nuclear disaster is taking place about 40 kilometers (25 miles) north of New York City.

Last week all three water monitoring wells showed a sudden increase in radiation, with one well emmitting a 65-thousand percent increase in tritium radiation!  Administrators claim groundwater for drinking is not being affected (yeah, try that on the residents of Flint, Michigan).

Entergy administrators are now whining that the real reason they’re getting all the negative attention is because state government officials want to shutdown the nuclear reactors.  Apparently they don’t think massive percentages of radiation level increases are the cause for the ‘attention’.

Entergy says the tritium leak probably took place in January when fuel rods were being changed out.  They think water used to keep the rods cool might have overflowed into drains.