09 June 2014 (06:59 UTC-07 Tango)/10 Sha’ban 1435/19 Khordad 1393/12 Geng Wu 4712
On Sunday, in the U.S. state of Nevada, a husband and wife walked into a pizza joint, declared a revolution, then shot and killed two cops on their lunch break. Witnesses say the cops never saw it coming, however, the Sheriff’s Department now says one of the cops fired back. Some Las Vegas news sources say the dead cops were then draped in Gadsden Flags.
Witnesses also say the revolutionaries then took one of the dead cops’ gun and ammo, then targeted the low income sheeple shoppers at Walmart, killing one unarmed woman (according to initial news media reports). But wait, guess what? Now the cops say the person killed at Walmart was actually an armed man who “died attempting to protect others”! Why does the info always radically change in these shootings?
A pathetic Christian witness exclaimed “I’ll never leave church early again!”, as if that had something to do with the shootings!
Police converged on the Walmart and a gun battle followed.
According to police, the battle ended when “…it appears the female suspect shot the male suspect, then took her own life.”-Doug Gillespe, Sheriff
Overnight police evacuated and locked down the apartment complex where the husband and wife revolutionaries lived. It’s starting to sound like these two revolutionaries were high on prescription drugs. Several neighbors said the couple like to dress up like the Joker, Harely Quinn and Slenderman.
“Our ideals and principles, as well as our national security……..That’s what makes America different. That’s what makes us exceptional.”-Barack Obama, 10 September 2013