29 April 2014 (19:02 UTC-07 Tango 28 April 2014)/28 Jumada t-Tania 1435/09 Ordibehesht 1393/02 Wu-Chen(4th month) 4712

In (maybe not so) paranoid Rhode Island a man almost got away with robbing two stores, and even his sister, armed with a freakin’ potato!

He tried to tell his victims that he had a gun, but the store employees didn’t buy it.  One store employee gave the potato armed robber a fake 20 dollar bill, the manager of the other store chased him away with a baseball bat.   The spud headed robber’s sister was the only one who lost real money.

“Our ideals and principles, as well as our national security……..That’s what makes America different. That’s what makes us exceptional.”-Barack Obama, 10 September 2013