12 December 2013 (10:38 UTC-07 Tango)/08 Safar 1435/21 Azar 1392/10 Jia-Zi (11th month) 4711

The evil British empire country of Canada just announced that all home postal deliveries will stop by 2019.  People will have to pick up their mail at centralized locations (such as cluster boxes).

Canada Post Corporation (aka Canada Post) is a tool of the evil Queen of England.  It is part of the royal Crown Corporations of the monarchical Commonwealth (empire).  In Australia, Crown Corporations are called Government Business Enterprise (GBE).

Canada Post also said 8-thousand employees will be rendered unemployed by 2019!

The shift to centralized mail pick up might not be that bad for Canadian postal customers, according to reports only one third of Canadians get their mail delivered to their homes.  However, representatives of old Canadians (elderly) who still live in their own homes have pointed out that they have no way of getting to any centralized mail pickup point.

Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (also a Crown Corporation) said this could be the “nail in the coffin for Canada Post”.

The empire country of New Zealand recently announced major cuts to their postal system.