26 October 2013 (03:18 UTC-07 Tango)/21 Dhu’l-Hijja 1434/04 Aban 1391/22 Ren-Xu (9th month) 4711

“When you hear the Saudis talking about what needs to be done in order to prevent a nuclear Iran, I mean it sounds familiar. I think that you can hear that Arabic sounds familiar to Hebrew when it comes to Iran.  In order to prevent Iran from having a nuclear weapon, we need to cooperate with those [Kingdom of Saudi Arabia] who understand that Iran is a threat to them as well. But unfortunately, the open conflict with the Palestinians makes it impossible or very difficult for them to act with Israel.”-Tzipi Livni, Israeli Minister of Justice

“Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East.”-George W. Bush to French President Jacques Chirac.  Reports say Chirac consulted with religious scholars to figure out what the hell Bush was talking about.

“If the Israelis and Saudis merged into one country, just think how much fun they could have together bulldozing Christian and Islamic history, religion and culture!”-Kevin Barrett, political analyst