23 April 2013 (11:38 UTC-07 Tango)/12 Jumada t-Tania 1434/03 Ordibehest 1391/14 Bing-Chen (3rd month) 4711

“The searches are concluded, not one single shred of evidence was found to indicate Kevin could have done this.”-Christi McCoy, defense attorney

The Federal Bureau of Investigation now admits there is no evidence of ricin manufacturing in the suspects home.  This after a judge, a U.S. Senator and President Obama supposedly got letters laced with the poison.

At the ongoing pretrial hearing the FBI could not produce any evidence: “There was no apparent ricin, castor beans or any material there that could be used for the manufacturing, like a blender or something.”-Brandon Grant, FBI agent

The FBI said their main evidence against the suspect are the initials used to sign the poison letters, which seem to match the suspect’s.  Also, the suspect routinely posted anti-government statements, and published a book accusing the federal government of making money by harvesting human organs from recently deceased people.  (gee, he’s a suspect because of what he wrote? Did he actually write that he was gonna kill people, or that the government was killing people? What happened to freedom of expression?)

“He is the perfect scapegoat, the perfect patsy, and it’s really sad because at first everybody’s like, you know, he’s kind of crazy, maybe he did it. But as the searches continued, there’s just nothing on this guy. Nothing on his computers, in his car, in his house.”-Christi McCoy, defense attorney